August 6th 2005, there is a kelp show at ashburys, it shall be
fun. August 13 saturday, its another super party, and it will be super; party. Idont date golfers
Captains Log Jan 20th, Kelp show in 2 days saturday mojoes at 10
pm. Its a halloween show so remember to bring Ted nuggent
the kelp has music up and naked chicks
December 6, 2004
One Night Only Live at Mojoes Cafe January 22nd "Back from the
Dead A Halloween Show With The Kelp"
BRing a corpse!
Novermber 13 2004
- Thanks for all your concerned letters!
:-O we picked up some hitchhiker in new mexico -- he was like some 53 year old crazy guy. At first it was fine but then he
turned into a twat and kept moaning about his dead wife and kids. Apparently his wife and kids died in a fire because he fell
asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand hahahahhaha what a jerk! So he started getting all sappy and he smelled and I was
getting really bored of his lame story (I did like the part about how he saw his wife's eyes all melted though hahaha) So
finally I had to go, "Mister! Shut the fuck up! I'm going to stab you if you don't shut the fuck up!" Then he started moaning
and crying so I was like, "mom! pull the fuck over!" and then she started yelling at me telling me to be all nice and apologize
-- fuck that! So I started hollaring, "pull the fuck over!" I mean it was my damn truck! So she did but was all pissy about
it. I opened the homeless guys door and made him get out. hahahahhaaha it was the middle of the desert!! I wonder if anybody
else picked him up? Prolly not :-D So he had no water or anything. I mean it wernt hot, but it was so barren where we were
in new mexico -- I mean there was nuffum but tumble weeds. So! hahahaha i wonder if he made it. He's prolly in hell with his
burnt wife and kids! I h8 him.
Septemember 1, 2004 The kelp are complete
but we will have our farewell cd out when orvilles new computer
comes.
July 27 2004 - KELP SHOW !!!!
tTHE KELP 25TH ANIVERSERY EXTRAVGANSA
August 14th at ashburys, with big dog eat child, METALLICA
(cds will be played before show)
filiming for dvd to be released in germany
There will also be a BBQ in the ashbury parking lot previous to show
$3 with Costume. (costumes will be provided)
Free Face/Body Painting, and making out with band members
B.Y.O.B.
more info to come it will be evening ish
